This is an exclusive action shot of the three minutes of sun in Malta this past week.

Now, I don't mean to complain, but:

(1) It so rarely gets cold in Malta that they don't have a word for "hail," which it did half the time I was there.

And you think the historic structures that cover the island are charming until you realize that

(2) 12th century buildings don't have central heating. Nor do the Maltese seem to have discovered space heaters.

Brrr.

Nonetheless: gorgeous.