But first!

These are known as pregnant windows. They even come in different sizes - the smallest bumps are 3 months pregnant. Midsize (pictured here) are 6 months. Largest are 9 months! Ingenious.

Also, guess how to pronounce this Maltese word: qaghaq.

No really, guess!

Come on!

Don't skip down.

Sheesh. Ok. Cheater.

"Ah."

Thank god they speak English.