Event planning should not be political.
And yet, it seems that it can be.
Finally! The opportunity to wield my true editorial might! (In the name of journalistic impartiality, of course.)
“The Secret Service performed their necessary tasks, with a singular mission….to protect the leader of the free world.” Ok, “leader of the free world”? Clearly, this has no place in an event planning magazine (or any publication that is not funded by the GOP for that matter)! DELETE!
How about this? “The event planning company execs implemented their ideas using the expertise and dedication of every member, not only of their own teams, but of every team that brought success to a brand new way of bringing the message from the White House to the people.” Well, I certainly wouldn’t want to offend any readers who don’t slaver over all things Bush by interjecting subtle political commentary suggesting that the White House’s highest purpose is to serve the masses. (Is it my bias that makes this seem biased? ...nah.) I’ll just take out that whole paragraph.
Ah: Power. Feels almost as good as striking a blow for nonpartisan journalists everywhere.
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By the way, I promise not to allow my subscription lists to be harvested by porno spammers. As happened with my company’s website.
Hee!
And yet, it seems that it can be.
Finally! The opportunity to wield my true editorial might! (In the name of journalistic impartiality, of course.)
“The Secret Service performed their necessary tasks, with a singular mission….to protect the leader of the free world.” Ok, “leader of the free world”? Clearly, this has no place in an event planning magazine (or any publication that is not funded by the GOP for that matter)! DELETE!
How about this? “The event planning company execs implemented their ideas using the expertise and dedication of every member, not only of their own teams, but of every team that brought success to a brand new way of bringing the message from the White House to the people.” Well, I certainly wouldn’t want to offend any readers who don’t slaver over all things Bush by interjecting subtle political commentary suggesting that the White House’s highest purpose is to serve the masses. (Is it my bias that makes this seem biased? ...nah.) I’ll just take out that whole paragraph.
Ah: Power. Feels almost as good as striking a blow for nonpartisan journalists everywhere.
*
By the way, I promise not to allow my subscription lists to be harvested by porno spammers. As happened with my company’s website.
Hee!
posted by R. at lundi, mars 14, 2005
1 Comments:
"harvested by porno spammers"...the title of my next album.
The White House's highest purpose? To serve the masses.
The highest priority of the masses? The safety of the Leader of the Free World.
See how they do that? They do that all the time. They create this circular logic that acts as a forcefield against any sort of questioning of their motives.
By the way, who leads the Enslaved World? And shouldn't the whole Free World get to vote on who leads it? It has the word "free" right in it.
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