Ah, nothing like 97 degree weather at 10 o'clock at night.

Yes, 10 pm.

I hear it's going to be over a hundred tomorrow. But really, it's only a difference of three degrees.

There's nothing like reading an article on global warming when it's 97 degrees outside. You can really feel the noose of catastrophic, irreversible climate change tightening around your neck as you read.

Fortunately, I'm moving to California on Tuesday, so I'll be able to ignore it like everybody else.