I didn't know the Dems were this smart:

"We now think it's pretty clear that Dick Cheney lied to Congress. This, of course, is an impeachable offense," one Democrat was overheard saying at a recent party (as quoted in The American Prospect). "But if we impeach Cheney, then Bush becomes president."

Hah!

Now if they could just make stump speeches along those lines, perhaps hire Jon Stewart as a speechwriter and such. Or hell, just have him deliver their speeches. Or just cut to the chase already and have him run. Jon for Pres! You heard it here first.

Oh wait.

www.jonstewartforpresident.com.

Damn.

Seriously though. He's way cuter than W. Clearly more intelligent. Obviously watches the news, unlike one leader of the free world we know. And he's not afraid to speak his mind!

Sigh. He'd never win.